I could not stop laughing! Naughty & funny. I just got back from Jordan where we had many discussions about Adam & Eve, & more :-).
love your sense of humour, it must have got your through so much!!! hugs from london.
hahaha this is so funnyyet, true!
Ha ha ha ha!
:D I LOVE your picnic perfection Renee... Thomas Merton, great choice! What wonderful conversations those would be. I'll take care of the watermelon on your behalf and make sure your iced tea is kept topped up... And I promise no mosquitoes! ♥ K
A boner. I like that word. I did not know apples caused boners. I thought oatmeal did.
well! i looked up 'boner' in the dictionary and now this is even funnier than i thought. it's a good thing i'm not a guy munching on my apple this morning, or then again, maybe that would be a very stimulating way to start the day....thinking of you moon sister. i'm planting extra fa fa's today to improve your day and week. xoxo
That is why I always make sure the men are properly clad before I whisper...
OMG OMG OMG I am getting my usual Renee serving this morning. OMG!Cat, pussy, OMG
By the way angels do not have boners. To them it's a mental excercise, just the way it should be, so it's portable...
No they do not! I can vouch for it. The reason being is that all angels are equal and therefore in order to make them equal, the source of jealousy among men was cut off.Bella is on her way to Angel Love dreamland...
LOL!!! You are just too fun and funny...I love your sense of humor!Pattee
BWAHHAHHAHAHHA! I am not going to complain if...oh never mind. this is too early. HAHAHAH! I am drunk with laughter and it's only a little past 8. I am oncall today, so I hope I don't cry later. Oh Renee, you give so much happiness. I must regain my composure... HAHAHAHAH! Salacious, lascivious, libidinous, sensuous angels!!!
I love blogging with you but I have to go and prepare this ham and bone soup. Hahaha! I just got paged. Work! Money work so I can buy drawing pens...hahahah! Have a wonderful day. bella says she waill catch you this evening! HAHAHAHHA!Viva Angelique, Josephine, Collette, Shelley, Nathan...who did I forget?No NONONONONONOOOOO : the word verification is "boned" NONONONONO!!! NO!Oh crap, I misspelled it because I was so excited now it's "fonorise"
Hello to Nadalene!Okay, have a beautiful day. Mwah!
That caught me off guard! Funny:)
LMAO!!!! Thanks for my first laugh of the day. That's a keeper! Have a wonderful weekend, Renee!
LOL! I just inhaled coffee, that is TOO funny!...and true....HEY! It's funny 'cause it's true :)
HA! Now that's a good start to a Saturday morning! Sending you desert sunshine. **blows kisses**
Hahaha! Angels know everything. You can't hide a thing from them! Guffaw, chuckle, chortle, snort! (Oh no! All this laughing has left me flatulent!)You are amazing!xoxoxoAngela
renee, sorry about the snow. wtf?if you were cozing up in my chair off the kitchen, i would be beaming and squealing with unbridled delight. i would say, holy shit, my friend renee is here! and i would know it meant my friend renee was hopping and bopping into and through her healthy happy life. THAT is an image i will now hold on to. shelly, jacquie, will you and renee come visit me if i cook good food, give good hugs, and assure wild and wonderous laughter the whole time? oh and renee, i left this comment for you on my blog and i also added that laurel would be standing at the kitchen door waiting for you with open arms. dear god, let it be so...:)
ROTCFOTFLMAO - rolling off the couch falling on the floor laughing my ass off - snort giggle - THANK YOU RENEE - I soooooo needed that this morning, huge hugs, Sarah
That was a cute picture. Have a great day. ahem. :D
renee, then i'm cooking for ALL your sisters. that's all there is to it! anytime, moon sister, anytime.my mother was the youngest, and yes of course: french canadian catholics. that's why i asked you if you spoke french (signficantly).today i am waiting for the arrival of jeannie and janice, two childhood sisters who i haven't spent more than 10 minutes with in 25 plus years. we will go see my mother and sit and laugh with one another with that special comfort that people have when they just KNOW eachother's roots. by the way renee, do you have a garden? because i want to be sure i am planting my 'fucks' in the right place....:) and xoxo
Great way to start the day.Thank you so much,Hugs,Marie
too many no's dear girl. for balance i need at least two yes's from you. you choose what they are for. and afterall, i have to plant the f's somewhere near you.
Thats a really nice one:)
Okay, okay fine! Since you display your stolen wares so brazenly in public, I'll TELL you what is in my stash of stolen goods. I am not ashamed to come clean:All my stolen pics are of James Denton (the plumber guy in Desperate Housewives) and there is one, just one beautiful pic of Sting with such blue eyes, my hands tremble...There! I've brazenly declared myself in your comments section.
Renee, that is hilarious! It looks like such a serious engraving until you enlarge it and read the script!Wishing you a fabulous weekend!Hugs,
LOL!!! they are big problems. Here is a great picutre of one.http://wdfw.wa.gov/wlm/living/gophers.htmThanks for coming over and if you scroll down on that page there is a beautiful raised bed and looking for the picture of that rodent for you I found it,Thank you, thank you, thank youlove,Marie
Ha-ha!I was with an angel today. I was forced to spend time with angels because I fell asleep while drawing. Guess what! NO BONERS! angels have no boners. Angels are mental ninjas and therefore do not satisfy their carnal desires with human anatomical parts. This one just looked at me and sent me to an incredible place in hell. yes hell because I was already in heaven and in order to feel ecstacy, I had to travel to hell. So in conclusion, angels are not like men. Angels don't fart.Angels don't drink alcohol.Angels don't watch basketball, they play basketball where one basket is in Australia and the other in Winnipeg.Angels have nothing underneath their gowns, just vapor and cloud. Only the face, arms and feet and they are apparitions. The most important of all:Angels do not speak English.They do not even talk.Those eyes, OMG those eyes and mental telepathy. I overdid it. I had to take 1000mg of acetaminophen after my nap.See if I can control myself by not being overly verbose (oxymoron for you) during one of your worldless posts.
Ha ha. I always hated that the whole blame got placed on Eve.
Hi Renee, have you seen my other blog? The one with the art?I am bad sometimes, lucky I'm cute!Pah!xxxxxx
Adam is blushing, Eve's expression is "Yha, I wish." Very funny post.I miss you, Renee.I'm back home finally, in the haven of my son's embrace. Now it'll be 4 weeks of regular studio filming. Long hours, but returning home to him every night.Unless of course I detour on the ramp to Eden, Garden ofCiao delightful
I love how you make me laugh at just the right times!Is there ever a wrong time to laugh ? Duh Laurel.I brought flowers to Mimi yesterday and we talked for 2 hours. She's been wearing casey's collar around her neck like it's her most expensive jewelry. I printed out the comments from my blog and read them to her and Ed.It was a tender, bittersweet visit.Jeez, I'll miss them.I'm going to get my lard ass to Winnipeg one of these days though. That can be a focal point once I move back and get settled.;)Thanks for the sweet words about my taking a break. I like the idea of all of you waiting for me.love and smooches raven sister.Happiest of Mother's days to you!
Honey, come over. help me convince Bella that my jealousy is normal.
HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, my my. :)
OMFreakin'G! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA! That is FANTASTIC! I wanna bite of that apple. That would be the end of Pfizer, for sure. Even more funny, though, is the sound of a perplexed and frustrated angel! He sounds like Albert Brooks.I did dream of angels in la-la land last night, and I tried my darndest to lift those gowns and take a peek. Dang, Renee, yards and yards and yards of fabric. I could not find the center. So then I tried to, you know, feel one up, right? Kind of accidentally brush my arm against there, casual-like. Couldn't feel a thing. Maybe he didn't eat any apples that day.
LMFAO...u go girl...Smiles,Sonia ;)xoxoxox
Hello, this is my first visit here and I've had a wonderful time, thank you.see you againbest wishesRibbon
Renee, I think your barin is still stuck on pussy cats!
Hey Lady renee. How dare you start talking about pub-- hair while I am featuring the cute lovable innocent flower girls! Lift your brain off the gutter. I am putting back that little Josephine-like banner to keep your brain in check!
Whaa WHUT?! You agree? HAHAHAH!The word verification is "WAYWHING". Isn't that the name for the angel's thingie? HAHAHAHA!
OH MY GOD! I TOTALLY LOVE YOU!!! YOU ARE THE FUNNIESt woman I have ever known in my whole life. I swear. I swear. Oh Renee, I love you so much. I think everytime we have this crazy blog tag I lose 1 year in age,. At this time I am about 24 years old. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!
HAHAHAAAA! Oh jeez. You are too much!!! I don't know that movie, but I love your description of it.Hey -- don't those little naked cherub babies have little willies?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! I drooled all over my keyboeard from laughing so hard.. OH OH AAH.Renee, I love you so much. THANK YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!
I am keeping this comment for posterity. I am printing this comment and tuck it in my Moleskine notebook so when I am sad and lonely I will open it and read it and tears will flow with my laughter:Renee has left a new comment on your post "Award! Award! Award!": Bella help me, you know that Ces listens to you the most.She is playing a old Bette Davis movie scene on me 'Hush hush sweet charlotte' where she drives her sister crazy.First she tells me that the angels don't have boners. Then that they do if they eat oats. Then they don't. Then they don't. Then they have nothing but extremities. But I thought a boner was an extremity.Then she would whisper to the angel and he would get a boner. And then I said she will make it cry and then she won't be attracted to the angel anymore and yell at the angel 'Hey, angel you big pussy.'Bella you are too young for that old movie. But Ces is trying to make me forget my own name. And if I am not careful our darling little Ces will carry me to the beach (all 217 pounds) and lay me on the sand until I die. While at the same time brushing my hair all over my face like a lunatic. Oh yeah, Ces remember when she gets her an ice cream cone, just after she fed her sister her dead parakeet.ha ha ha hahah so funny that I can remember that shit.Can you guys tell that I am so fucking tired I am totally rambling?xoxo HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
I think I dislocated my finger after I fammed it from laughing too much. HAHAHAHAHHAHA!
I am losing track of where I am commenting. OMG The things you see! I need to send you those files so you can see the women are proper and they are just bathing and lounging among the rocks.How can Bella keep a straight face while giving you instructions?This reminds me of the vacuum cleaner guy. Everyone was laughing so hard while I kept a straight face, now I can't keep a straight face.
Renee, when I drew that woman, I actually laid my striped blue long sleeved shirt and denim pants so I can follow the folds.Thank you my dearest, sweetest friend. I wish you a very HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. You are fun, beautiful, joyful, spirited, witty, smart, intelligent, straight-shooting woman and I ADORIO! (adore you) :DMy apologies to you visitors if I sounded like a lunatic tonight with my discombobulated comments.
Goodnight Sweetie. Sleep well.Love,cesXOXOXOX
He certainly looks like he's trying to fake it out. Where are clothes when you need 'em?
ha ha ha ha ha ... I dont' care if she is an angel - deny it!
Ha ha, that is so funny Renee but a bit naughty I think too?
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