Monday, 7 December 2009
BLD No. 7 (2)
Now just pray you don’t get any of this crap for Christmas. And seriously people these gag gifts are ridiculous and nobody wants them.
New York based stupid.com ten worst Christmas gifts for 2009:
Swine flu survival kit – has everything you’ll need to survive this nasty H1N1.
Dog poo Christmas ornament – the ornament does not smell but is so vile looking it will make you sick anyway.
Life vest for golf balls – a tiny orange flotation device is custom-made to fit over your golf ball.
Freudian slippers -- these plush slippers feature a stuffed Sigmund on the front and can help your anxiety, paranoia, and obsession melt away.
Wall Street finance chimp – since the stock market has been run by monkeys, for the cost of a few bananas you can get financial advice.
Choke the annoying chicken – anger management toy, you can choke the chicken and it goes away dancing and strutting to the chicken dance.
Belching beer pager – with a click of the remote your beer holder will burp loudly and light up from as far as 60 feet away.
Talking toilet paper – no more boring bowel movements, you can record your own voice for six seconds and when people pull the toilet paper they will hear you and think you are with them.
Obama dress up kit – you get outfits and can decide to dress him up how you like.
Reindeer food for humans – a bowl of reindeer pellets that is fun and safe for human consumption.
*artwork L by Helz Cuppleditch and D by Victoria Ball