Sunday, 7 December 2008
B L D No. 7
Here is New York based stupid com’s Christmas Top Ten List of worst gifts for 2008:
Screaming chicken, the world’s most annoying toy – this rubber chicken doesn’t squeak or squawk, it screams.
Wealth redistribution 2008 holiday ornament – the ornament announces that the ornament that used to be there has been removed and given to someone who needs it more.
Mini guitar hero – guitar is only six inches long.
Potty putter – everything you need for an exciting round of golf without leaving your seat including a putting green for around the toilet.
Wasabi flavoured gumballs – potent little green confections offer an intense explosion of wasabi.
Men’s underwear repair kit – in this troubled economy you don’t throw away your old underwear but repair it.
Obama yes we can opener – seizing on his campaign slogan.
‘How to tie a tie’ tie – simple knot-tying instructions printed on the front of the tie.
2009 dog poop calendar – each month features a spectacular landscape but somewhere in every shot there is a pile of dog poop. (Natalie didn't you ask for a poop book for Christmas one year?)
Pole dancer alarm clock – when the alarm goes off, dance music plays and disco lights flash. At the same time a buxom blonde dancer gyrates around a pole.