Here is New York based stupid com’s Christmas Top Ten List of worst gifts for 2008:
Screaming chicken, the world’s most annoying toy – this rubber chicken doesn’t squeak or squawk, it screams.
Wealth redistribution 2008 holiday ornament – the ornament announces that the ornament that used to be there has been removed and given to someone who needs it more.
Mini guitar hero – guitar is only six inches long.
Potty putter – everything you need for an exciting round of golf without leaving your seat including a putting green for around the toilet.
Wasabi flavoured gumballs – potent little green confections offer an intense explosion of wasabi.
Men’s underwear repair kit – in this troubled economy you don’t throw away your old underwear but repair it.
Obama yes we can opener – seizing on his campaign slogan.
‘How to tie a tie’ tie – simple knot-tying instructions printed on the front of the tie.
2009 dog poop calendar – each month features a spectacular landscape but somewhere in every shot there is a pile of dog poop. (Natalie didn't you ask for a poop book for Christmas one year?)
Pole dancer alarm clock – when the alarm goes off, dance music plays and disco lights flash. At the same time a buxom blonde dancer gyrates around a pole.
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Thank you for your visit and your encouraging words!
I really enjoy the art pictures you share with your readers. And that first photo is so stark and pretty, like only snow can be. I find your sense of humor delightful! :)
Yaya: Well thank you madam. I forget I have a sense of humour any more.
Off of your blog I went to the playlist and was able to do it, now can you help me and tell me how to put it on the blog.
I am going to see if I can get it on, if you don't notice it, I'm wondering if you can help me get it on.
xoxoxo
Love Renee
you would be correct - i asked for a children's book called "everybody poops" by some Taro Gomi (japanese author). it's actually quite adorable. I once read it to my little cousin Jordyn when she was about 4 or 5(old enough to understand), and it was so cute cause on her face was the expression "should we be reading this?" (already developing social mores)
I assume you mean you already registered and made your list of songs. Next, at the top of playlist page next to 'my account' select "post my playlist'. You then select where you want to post your player, such as myspace, facebook, etc. Choose 'E' for other (blogger). Then it goes to step two where you select your playlist. In step 3 you choose the color of your player and if you want random shuffle. Then click on the button 'get code'. In step 4, it gives you the code to add to your blog. You just copy it and go to your blog layout and add it.
I can hardly wait to see what songs you selected! Hope I explained it well, though. I'll check on your blog later.
Hey Renee, I love your playlist...especially Lila.:) The pictures you have are just perfect for the season. I hope you are having a great Sunday friend and have a great evening as well. Take care.
OMFREAKINGGAWD SWEEDISH CHEF!!!
I have his kitchen in my kitchen. It's a perfect plastic recreation of it, with an articulated chef (his hat is magnetised) and about 100 kitchen implements. He is awesome beyond awesomeness.
Hey Natalie,
My brother had that book, it's the cutest thing. He also had a book called "The Day My Bum Went Psycho" which is hilarious.
;)
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